Pillows, Couches, Beds, and Blankets

Pillows are amazing. It's something you can put under your head to make it easier to sleep. Imagine being the first person to think of that! Whoever invented pillows is absolutely genious. Actually, were pillows copyrighted at some point? probably not, because i think they were invented before copyright laws. Ok but if you get fifty pillows and put them in a pile that would be the most fun thing ever. With that many pillows I would just dig a hole and sit in it until it got too hot and I had to get out. You can't really go wrong with pillows, unless you fill them with ketchup and rocks. That would be terrible.

You know with the invention of pillows and chairs, it was only a matter of time until someone made a chair where the whole thing was covered by pillows. It was just kinda inevitable. Making them longer was the best desicion ever. because now you can lie down on it instead of sitting upright, making it easier to use my iPad to watch memes. NOT TO MENTION RECLINERS! I want to sit on a couch, but I don't want to sit upright, and I don't want to lie down, what am I gonna do? RECLINER.

Beds are like flat couches, but it has just one big pillow and it's super springy. Beds are sOUGH comfortable when you're tired. When it's 10:00 pm and I've had enough day, I can just flop down on this soft brick and fall asleep. I wonder how comfortable a semicircular bed would be. it'd probably have to be kinda shallow and long, but I bet it would be cool. Actually a vertical circular couch sounds like a super cool idea. Hear me out, what if you had a circle cut out of the wall, and then you pad that circle with couch? Wait I just got another idea for a bed. So you know how most beds are on a wall? well, what if your bed was in the middle of the room. I'm serious. I think it would be super cool to try out for a few weeks at least. Your bed would be accessible from any point in the room, just jump toward the middle, and you'll end up in your bed. The only major problem I see with this is that it would make the room feel smaller, since the bed is taking up most of the middle space.

Do I even need to say anything about blankets? They are the most perfect thing ever. if you cover yourself with it it keeps you warm, and if you're kind of insane, you can cover your entire bed under a blanket. Now, I might be crazy- no you were not crazy once -but I never wash my blanket. I just kinda let it exist. It was never white (fig 2), it's always been brown so don't panic. I probably should wash it, but I almost never get in bed without taking a shower. Actually when I go a few days without sleeping using that specific blanket, the next time I pick up that blanket I can smell the pretty intense smell that I think is my scalp but I don't know.